A picture speaks a thousand words, so they say. But if pictures could actually talk, sometimes you wish they would just shut up and go away. Other times, no matter how awful or shocking a picture may be, you somehow can’t tear your eyes away and you stare in bewilderment, struck by new fears for the future of humanity, wondering why cameras were ever invented if they were just going to be used to chronicle mass pool orgies of blow-up dolls.
If you can shed light on any of these shocking images, comments are very welcome. Japanese netizens were mostly left dumbstruck by the level of perversion. More bizarre amateur photography coming up after the break! Obviously, NSFW…
Stars without makeup. Who knew that Po had a twin!
Going down to the bottom floor. It’s sprung a leak.
I’ve heard that car births do happen, but this is ridiculous…
Backing away now. Verrrrry slowly.
Just bee careful, honey…
“I’m melting…”
“Me too…”
“At least we’re together… as a family… arghhh…” *slosh*
“Me too…”
“At least we’re together… as a family… arghhh…” *slosh*
We’re friends ’til the end, remember? So creepy.
I’m really feeling Jack Nicholson right now. And my hair’s so shining. Party in Room 237, anyone?
Invasion of the puppet men…
I found this dog, can I keep him?
Keep on truckin…
Avatar fetish out of control. Or Blue Man Group wannabes.
Jazz hands. Don’t try and palm him off.
Smile for the closeup. Are you sure you don’t need to go?
This is my, errr, bolo-whip. And that’s my “extra, posed hand”. Comes in handy.
I want to ride my bicycle, I want to ride my bike,
Bicycle races are coming your way,
So forget all your duties oh yeah!
Bicycle races are coming your way,
So forget all your duties oh yeah!
Getting into the spirit of the thing
Encouraging the youth of today to achieve new heights
All the ladies they want a taste of my sugar lumps… Ballsy.
Rogue statues terrorize the neighborhood
Needs to be watered down.
Who are these people and where are they taking me??
Are you Squidward?
Freewheeling!
Kelley, we know you’ve been through a crap time lately, and we hope this picture cheers you up.
There’s something yiffy about this…
Bum hug a face today, you bum-hugging hippie bums.
Two jacks and a kit.
“Extra Butter Flavour”. This is unlawful.
This could never happen today.
Don’t look too closely.
Suburban vampires.
It must be a sign.
Can the mud facial shrink large pores?
Doll Fanciers Anonymous
Hair today, gone tomorrow. For all your bald chin needs.
Shotgun!
Their passion spent, they fell and rested where they lay, on their way to an unknown destination.
You happy to see me?
Don’t try any of these at home. And if you do, please don’t take photos of it.
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