Chris Brown Has Stupid “Grills

Is it a grill if it’s only on select teeth? Or doesn’t it matter? I guess I don’t care one way or the other. No matter what it is, it looks f-cking stupid and onlymakes me want to punch Chris Brown in the face even harder than I normally would (which would be hard. It would be very, very hard).

Here’s another look just in case you weren’t pissed off enough already as it is.

Total bag of dicks, right? To make matters worse, you guys heard from Emily last night that things appear to be all OK on the homefront with Rihanna and Chris, here, and it only means that we’re sure to witness more juvenile drama in the coming days. The NY Daily News states that Chris was making eyes at Rihanna while the two hung out in a club after the gallery appearance Emily mentioned to you guys. Here’s more details:

… The couple [Chris and Karreuche Tran] didn’t stick together the entire evening, however. According to a second source, Brown showed up at Avenue nightclub in Chelsea around 1:30 a.m. with “a bunch of friends [and] a couple of girls,” although Tran wasn’t one of them.

About 45 minutes later, Brown’s ex-girlfriend Rihanna entered the same club “with her large posse of socialites,” including comedian Aziz Ansari. The source says the singer-turned-actress, who recently appeared in the flick “Battleship,” was dressed in a pinup-style white dress, black sunglasses and Converse sneakers. The Barbadian beauty’s group took a table directly across from Brown’s entourage.

That’s when things got interesting. Our source said Brown could be seen “admiring Rihanna from his table across” the room. Her beauty apparently made him thirsty, because he “started the party with shots of Patron” tequila and Ace of Spades Champagne.

Soon after that, a second source tells us RiRi and company started dancing on top of the banquettes.

As if on cue, those in Brown’s party did the same, directly facing Rihanna’s group, in a dance-off.

Despite the “You Got Served”-style theatrics, our sources say neither Brown nor Rihanna approached each other or had any kind of face-to-face interaction.

Brown was the first to call it a night at 3:30 a.m. Rihanna left closer to 4.

Excuse me while I go stick forks in both of my eyes. Simultaneously.